Sometimes, abbreviations are a bad idea. Especially when coupled with a momentary lapse of common sense.
Earlier today, I received a text message from a friend. A male friend. It read:
"Enjoy your VD."
I stared blankly at this, wondering for a moment what it could possibly be implying, or if perhaps it had been intended for a different recipient. Seeking clarification, I responded with: "Huh-what now?"
Only after I'd hit send did I come to my senses and quickly type out another message:
"Oh...VD...Valentine's Day. God I'm stupid. Thanks, you too."
It's a wonderful thing to flabbergast oneself with idiocy. Stupid.
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